More about College

Random facts about college

To start of with, this is my Malaysian History Lecturer


I am sure pretty sure really sure that he swears at us under his breathe after every class.
He talks super fast and no one understands him, and then scolds us for not listening to him.

Here is an example:

"OKay class, today ndkdhfjdfdbfdfdvbvakjgfksdbg vjsagf owvyfoidygvkdhyhfh..js hkgf... Now Sabrina, What did i just say?"
"sorry sir?"
"sjhvgfdhasvhfvahsvfhjasjsdf..dyevfjsf"

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This is how classes at college looks like.


The fan is super noisy and looks detached from the ceiling, and the air cons are bloody cold. You either use the fan and fear for your life that it's going to drop on you or use the air con and freeze to death. Both are very reasonable ways of dying in college.................. Really *psh

And ,lastly, since i can't think of anything else.... there is this one guy in college who looks exactly like this cow


Like seriously. Not exactly like the cow la. His super long fringe only covers one eye. I mean, why do you want to only have one eye to see when you can have double vision? weird fella.

Anyay, i'll close with this

From Jon and Kate plus 8
(if you don't know what this is, go back and sleep with the dinosaurs)

Jon: "You goofball! Your shoes are on the wrong feet."
Joel: "I IS NOT A GOOSEBALL!!!"

Love,
Sabrina

Khoo Li Dian

She's a great cook, but an even better friend

This is what she surprised me with for my birthday


And here's another picture just to get you all jealous


Don't you wish you had a friend like Joanna?


well,you don't. SUCKERS.

Love,
Sabrina

The adventure of Sales

Okay, seriously now,
who doesn't love Marks & Spencer's line of lingerie?
I know I do...


so here's the story
I'm in the Marks & Spencer outlet in KLCC and right in the middle of the shop there is whole cart full of panties with knock-off prices. Really nice panties i'd like to add. (at like RM7 each!!)

I immediately turn on my "survival-of-whoever-gets-the-nicest-panties" mode. I look around and see other women with their greedy eyes fixed on MY panties - NOT HAPPY, i'm getting my panties, NO MATTER WHAT!

I grab a shopping basket and rush over to the center of the floor. Those greedy women come running after me with urm.... green eyes. (it doesn't hurt to add a little exaggeration). I snatch a handfull of panties and throw them into the basket. I keep repeating this act until my basket is 60% full.







I'm satisfied. Very Satisfied with myself.
"HAH! I'll leave those Aunties to die in the middle of Marks and Spencer, fighting for the panties."

I skip all the way to the cashier, thinking of how I have to write a a book someday. - "The Art of Shopping Wars, by Sabrina Chan"

I arrive the cashier, there's a Malay lad, about 30 years old behind it.
*overturns my basket and panties starts tumbling out. All type of panties. Polka-dotted ones, Thongs, Striped one, Lace ones... It was Pantie Heaven.

*Malay guy looks at me
"Ini semua kamu punye?"
"Ye"
*continues scanning all the panties"
"Urm.... untuk you pakai?"
*good lord, what a perv!
"Ye, SAYA PUNYE!"
"Urm.. Cik.. ni semua saiz XXL punye"

*Okay Sabrina... think quick.. you need a good come back.. "Ye, aku dah plan dah jadi gemuk dan pakai semua ni!".... No wait, then he'll think I was making fun of fat ppl... urmm urm.. "Memang.. ibu ku tu.. tailor famous.. dia nak jahit ini semua jadi saiz S"... no no no... that'll be a waste if money.. urm.. urm.. Okay.. turn around and walk away

*breathes, smiles. turns around... take quick big steps out of the outlet.

NEVER AGAIN TO STEP FOOT IN MARKS & SPENCER.EVER.

Love,
Sabrina

The Flower Arrangement

Rachel was trying very VERY VERY hard to persuade mom and I that her sessions of TVIQ with Astro has paid off.

Topic: The flower arrangement on our table
Speaker: Rachel Chan, 10
Audience: Sabrina Chan, 18 and Annie Teh, 40 (better yet known as mom)


" See the flower in the middle? The purple one? That an Orchid"
Thinks to self: Ah. Okay everyone knows that

"Next, the two leaves on top, those are lalangs. Which is a long grass"
Thinks to self: Hm.. okay.. makes sense

"Now the big leave covering the whole container is the leave of the lidah ular. They call them that because they are planted to scare away snakes"
Thinks to self: Impressive. Maybe she has learnt something from the tv

"Oh and lastly, see the bigger flower around the orchid? THAT'S A CABBAGE!"

-_________-

“How did it get so late so soon?”
- Dr.Seuss -

Love,
Sabrina

Wrote this in KL. Unable to publish it due to sucky connection

I’m in KL and this is my Crib for the day.

(The Swimming Pool of Traders Hotel)

I’m in desperate need of getting a tan. I’m crazy fair, it makes me look blardy lala. The weather report said it’ll be stormy/cloudy today. Well, AT YOUR FACE WEATHER REPORT!

I’m also in desperate need to take a picture of myself at the poolside. But there are A LOT of people around me. And I refuse to be caught red-handed, taking pictures of myself…. especially in this hotel.

While I’m typing this, there are two men really annoying me – one buff, 25ish, OMG-I-cant-believe-your-face-ugly and the other one looks like his dad. The dad is taking pictures of every humanly-capable-pose the son does. And it’s extremely disturbing.

My favorite pose that he has done?

The one where his dad asks him to jump into the pool so he can get a “my-fully-grown-son-can-jump-into-the-air-before-landing-into-the-pool” effect. They did this not one, not two, but 4 bloody times. (yes, I counted) amateurs.

The pool side here is really nice. The only thing lacking is enough places to get a suntan since it is semi-indoor. They turn the whole floor to a bar at night. So i guess, it's pretty cool.

This is the 2nd time Traders did any form of renovation for the swimming pool so do check it out when you're around the block.

Now comes the best part of my whole trip. Ipoh might be the capital for Chinese food, but If you want diversity of Food (which tastes blardy good) , COME TO KL!.

I present to you, the heavenly-est thing you can ever produce with chips, cheese and spinach.

That thing up there, is GLOOOOORRRIIOOUSS.

And now, I have to go shove my face into more food.
*ngom ngom ngom ngom ngom ngom*
Buhhhhhbyeeaa

I finally talked Rachel into taking a picture of me. =)

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I'm back in Ipoh already but took really long to get back my blogging mojo, so you get a very delayed post. This is my favorite picture of the trip:

(and yes, i did put on weight so shush when you see me)
Love,
Sabrina

"All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll
be quite a lot"

- Dr Suess -